Reading #6 – Dearly Beloved, by Asheli

Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadI hope that I am falling out of love with youThe way that stars fall;Swiftly, quietly,Unnoticed except by those who are looking-And no one is ever looking. And I hope that I am falling out of love with you the way that flowers die:Simply, easily,Returning to the earth with … Read more

Reading #5 – America is a Gun, by Brian Bilston

Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadEngland is a cup of tea.France, a wheel of ripened brie.Greece, a short, squat olive tree.America is a gun. Brazil is football on the sand.Argentina, Maradona’s hand.German, an oompah band.America is a gun. Holland is a wooden shoe.Hungary, a goulash stew.Australia, a kangaroo.America is a gun. Japan is a … Read more

Your parking policy sucks

To whom it may concern, I was asked by the office staff to put my feedback in writing. As currently conceived the proposed parking policy is an invasion of privacy, dangerous to residents who have escaped domestic violence or stalkers, unfit for stated purpose, and in my view an illegal alteration of the lease contract. … Read more

Reading #4 – Head Canon: Thor and the Subways by scifigrl47

Podcast: Play in new window | Download“It’s Clint’s fault. Is everyone seeing a theme to these things? Really. Clint’s fault. Clint says things on occasion, and he doesn’t really think about it, he just SAYS the things that cross his mind. Mostly, because he thinks they’re funny, and also because, well, let’s face it, he’s … Read more

Reading #3 – Where The Sidewalk Ends by Shel Silverstein

Podcast: Play in new window | Download“There is a place where the sidewalk ends And before the street begins, And there the grass grows soft and white, And there the sun burns crimson bright, And there the moon-bird rests from his flight To cool in the peppermint wind. Let us leave this place where the … Read more

Reading #1 – This is how you keep her, by Azra T

Podcast: Play in new window | Download“Kiss her. Slowly, take your time, there’s no place you’d rather be. Kiss her but not like you’re waiting for something else, like your hands beneath her shirt or her skirt or tangled up in her bra straps. Nothing like that. Kiss her like you’ve forgotten any other mouth … Read more

Exit the Premises by Kevin MacLeod

Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadThis is the full track for the theme music. “Exit the Premises” Kevin MacLeod ( Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License